Okay, you listen to me RIGHT NOW. There is a Terrible, TERRIBLE game called QUELF that my family got for Christmas that forces all players to abide by absurd rules and act out ridiculous scenarios and it’s very seriously the worst possible game to have to play BUT it led to my aunt “tap dancing” to a personal high school story about when she once told a boy she had athlete’s foot so he wouldn’t know she was on her period. I mean. I MEAN.
She’s also wearing a hand-drawn bulls-eye on her shirt because we all had to wear a hand-drawn bulls-eye on our shirts and we were forbidden to look at each other’s bulls-eye lest we pay the penalty. And we had to always hold something in our left hands that was bigger than our fists. And my mom had to speak in third person. And any time I had a question, I had to raise my arm straight in the air and say, ‘Excuse me, I feel a question coming on!” And any time any of us drank anything we had to exclaim, “A toast to distant lands and ancient music!” And any time any of us drank anything, it was iced tea because, it should be noted, my family does not condone the consumption of alcohol which is clearly a very necessary component of this game.-
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tyleredits said:
I feel like we all need to play this but with alcohol.
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