December 27, 2011
This photo is another by-product of QUELF. On my 3rd turn, I had to assemble a snorkel using household items and wear it for the remainder of the game. Also, here is an actual command straight from a game card: “Use your hands as a megaphone, stand up, march in place and say the following statement without laughing and in a very slow but extremely loud voice, ‘Attention people. Your attention please! I am sleepwalking and I will not stop until I find my swimming goggles. Hey you, I smell a partridge! Flee, alien keeper of lumpy delight! The winter is mine.’” My mom got that card, and she WENT FOR IT. My god. QUELF: Made by assholes, played by assholes. That should be the tagline for QUELF.

This photo is another by-product of QUELF. On my 3rd turn, I had to assemble a snorkel using household items and wear it for the remainder of the game. Also, here is an actual command straight from a game card: “Use your hands as a megaphone, stand up, march in place and say the following statement without laughing and in a very slow but extremely loud voice, ‘Attention people. Your attention please! I am sleepwalking and I will not stop until I find my swimming goggles. Hey you, I smell a partridge! Flee, alien keeper of lumpy delight! The winter is mine.’” My mom got that card, and she WENT FOR IT. My god.

QUELF: Made by assholes, played by assholes. That should be the tagline for QUELF.

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  1. danforth said: Remember: spitting into your goggles will help prevent them from fogging up underwater. I think I learned that from Magnum P.I.
  2. electricpencils said: And yet you manage to make that look attractive.
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